Worthless 

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So many people have trouble differentiating between the things you want and the things you need. It’s great to receive the things you want, but it shouldn’t be a requirement for you to live. Remember how grateful you are, and that you should probably save your parents money for college, or, save your money for anything else. If you don’t immediately require something, why spend so much on it right away? 
I’m guilty of the same. When I was around ten, I begged my parents to buy me a doll. All of the girls had it, and the ads for it were so beautiful. Keep in mind, this was a very, very expensive doll. I felt, that as an eleven year old girl, I NEEDED to have that thing. For my birthday that year, I was ecstatic when my parents gifted it to me. For a whole week, I spent my time with that doll. After that, I got bored. Her high maintenance hair became ratty and matted. My dad used her special comb to brush his armpit hair. I’m just joking! 😀 Her mini outfits were scattered around the house. Her mini cello became a decoration. Either way, she was withering away, and I realized I wasted my parents’ money. We donated her to an orphanage, for kids who deserved her more than I did. 

You might not always need to buy an expensive dress EVERY time you go to a mall, or buy the latest phone, or eat out every day. Because of this, birthdays and other occasions have become worthless, because we get ourselves gifts all the other times anyway. Of course, buy things for yourself, treat yourself, be happy. Just don’t waste, and keep the authenticity of holidays.

I hope you enjoyed this post! 

Love,

Aditi  

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BLOGGING IS TERRIBLE

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That is correct. You read my title correctly, I think “BLOGGING IS TERRIBLE”. It really is…I mean I’ve honestly taken it up to myself to list nine reasons why “BLOGGING IS TERRIBLE”. I apologize if you do not respect my opinions, but blogging, is a free world, I am simply stating what I believe.

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By the way, I’m just joking.

Now, before I get started, I believe all of you bloggers and non-bloggers, came because of my title, or the little excerpt you read from your wordpress feed. You are currently here, in rage, it read the rest of my article to see if it can make you angrier or just to bash me and leave hate in the comments.

But, I am conducting a psychological survey, and one of the parts I was able to include in blogging! I have a separate account, with a similar feed and followers and I compare that with this one on numerous occasions.

For this, I am seeing if my account activity will be affected by the mini, 50-word excerpt as well as the name of the title.

So, I basically have the same post, minus this part and the title, on two different, yet indistinguishable accounts, and I’m trying to see whether I’ll have more traffic on this account.

Thank you so much for indirectly participating in this and let’s get on with the actual post.

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Hello there! I’m Aditi, or xxwriterwomanxx, and welcome back to my blog!

That’s right, I’m starting to blog again…In the time I walked from the dining table to my computer room, I already had a plan on what to write, but, I often stray away from what I set my mind to. But this time, I won’t.

It has been an adventure-wielding, award-winning, fun-inducing, tragedy-impaling, horridly-scarring, long-lasting few months.

I’ve had good moments, bad moments, angry moments, sad moments, etc., much like all of you.Though it’s been thrilling, I’m just going to pick up from today.

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If you’re new, I’m a girl in high school and I used to be writing blogs because it was fun to write them, nice to see the comments, and because I thought it was enjoyable to look at my “stats” page and use up a few minutes.

Most bloggers say that they’re blogging as a way to express their feelings. But, as you might have guessed, I’m not “most bloggers”. In fact, most people peg me as the “unemotional person” and that is how I’m considered.

So, the question remains, why do I blog? At the moment, I don’t have no idea why I blog. I think I know, but I’m not sure. So, I’ll get back to you on that.

Change. What does the word mean to you? It means a lot to a lot of people, or it could mean nothing at the same time. People change over ten months, people change from second to second.

Seeing a new person, scarring yourself with just one scene, viewing a life-changing photograph that can all happen in one second. And it can change your life, the way you live immediately.

I like to think I have changed. But maybe, tomorrow, I’ll come across a comedic blog idea again, and everything will be back to how I post usually.

Perhaps tragedy has occurred today, while joy will occur tomorrow. You will just have to see.

So, welcome to the world of xxwriterwomanxx and enjoy!

Love,
Aditi

(That last line was alliteration)

Speaking of alliteration….

“Blackalicious” by Alphabet Aerobics is simply fantastic. I mean, as a lover of alliteration, it’s fantastic to me. Currently adding “memorized lyrics of Blackalicious” to my list of musical talents.

Just Joking

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Well, well, well. Look who FINALLY decided to post something! Me! Or maybe it was you too. Who knows? So… I have decided that prompts of the day are kind of boring, right? So I’ll just stick with Joke of the Day and Word of the Day and Blogger of the Day because yeah. So blogger of the day and word of the day are the new things I’m going to do. Because I know people who post about new blogs they like, but personally, I think that gets a bit boring for some blog readers. But you know, I’m not discouraging you from doing that, because I think it’s really nice and stuff, but… Yeah. So I realized I say “Oh my gosh” a lot too. *Rolls eyes* I’m supposed to like be confident and stuff and not say stuff and um and like. If you had a conversation with me, I would say um and like a LOT. Like A LOT! I’m trying to reduce it, but oh my gosh this is boring. ANYWAY, what’s new in Writerwoman’s world? Hmm, basically nothing. I have three tests tomorrow, but… whatever. But, I do have my first narrative for Language Arts due soon! Knowing me, I’d probably finish the entire thing by today, but my ever so big workload will make me incapable of doing so. But, I will start it. Anyway, um, I have a piano competition coming up. And, I think that’s it. Well there are a few others, but I don’t want to scare the few people that read my blog. XD So……… Time for………. [PS: I have some random stuff at the end… 🙂 ]

Joke of the Day!!! I’m going to try to make/find a joke many of you have not heard.

Okay, there’s three. I CAN NOT decide!

1: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Maybe a bit offensive, but I thought it was pretty funny.

2: There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

How punny!

So what does “corny” mean? I asked this kid at my science table but he was like yeah.

My definition of corny: Of or relating to corn

That same kid said that my definition of corny is corny. Is it? What is this corn-like substance you speak of? XD

3. 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

Haha, a classic, but one of my favorites.

Anyway….

WORD OF THE DAY:

Obviously, I can’t pick 1 from ALL of the beautiful words so… Here’s the list of 3!

1. Borborygmus: a rumbling or gurgling noise made by the movement of fluid and gas in the intestines.

Well, now, at least I know what to call that sound during 4th period! (Right before lunch)

2. Defenestration: The act of throwing a person out the window

OBVIOUSLY, my expertise lies only in defenestration. Like I practice it EVERY, single day.

3. Prolix: Using or containing too many words

Hahaha, all of my writing assignments or anything I write in general (LIKE A SUMMARY) is prolix.

So…… Here’s just some news of my week.

This week I…

1. Managed to make bubbles defy gravity. Sorry Newton!

2. Heard (I swear) a bird chirp *stranger, danger* while I was walking home from school. Hallucinations?

3. Best of All: On a test, for question #5, there was a tiny piece of hair encircling the answer I thought was correct! OMEN!!

PS: THESE ALL ARE TRUE!!

PPS: I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING I HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY BUSY!!!

Randomsauce

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Hey guys!! I know I promised a post yesterday but I was super busy… I’m super sorry! But today we’re going to do something a bit different. Some crazy awesome jokes…. Because my friends:are bored. XD

So I kind of found them because if there’s one thing I can’t do it’s make jokes….. I can TELL jokes, but I CAN NOT make them…..

1) Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Student: “HIJKLMNO.”
Teacher: “What are you talking about?”
Student: “Yesterday you said it’s H to O!”

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

(B/N: I don’t mean to offend anyone with this joke… My “homie” Matthew told me this at camp XD )

4)

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

(B/N: Again, this is merely for pure laughter…)

5) This is the last one!

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

Haha….. Did you like them?? Which one was your favorite?

Anyway, I need to go.

BYE!!!!!!!

Tantalizing Tuesday

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You know, when I think of tantalizing, I think of tarantulas. Weird, eh? Anyway, do you like the changes I made to my blog? The “About Me” page actually shows up and I just aditified it. So I need to tell you a story. Albeit a short, legendary one. VOCAB WORD! HIGH FIVE! LEGENDARY! So here goes…

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a stick of butter was being taught in an academy. The stick of butter was thinking, ‘Don’t you hate it when sentences never end the way you want them unicorn?’ The stick of butter was in Likeable Achievements class, also known as Language Arts. Sticks of butter used to use the word Language Arts many oil years ago.

(B/N: Blogger’s Note: I have no idea what I’m saying, so just try to follow along.)

Alas! The stick of butter’s case fell! The stick of butter always used to tuck his case under its chair, but it always fell! When? During Likeable Achievements class. How horrid! The students always chortled, but the stick of butter didn’t care.

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End of story. Ok. That was WEIRD! Long story short, whenever I’m in Language Arts, my books fall.

MAJOR CONDENSATION, eh?

Oh well. I’m feeling INCREDIBLY lazy and tired, considering I was extremely sick yesterday and I was sent home from school. So please, cut me some slack? Btw: the title is VERY misleading. VERY. Anyway, I PROMISE that tomorrow I’ll edit this and/or post another blog with the POTD, QOTD, QOTD, JOTD, ROTD and whatever other OTDs I do. Thanks! Oh and no school on Thursday, but I might be going to a party. 🙂 Expect a LONG post on Thursday! I have piano today!!!! Because I was sick and in New York and stuff, I didn’t get time to practice… 😦 😦 😦 😦 Oh well. Wish me luck, because I’m not sure if my piano teacher will kill me. Oh NO! I forgot! I need to have two pieces memorized or else I can’t enter this competition!!!! OMG THIS IS BAD. I NEED TO GO GOODBYE. On that happy note, I’m concluding my “tantalizing” blog.

New York (again) :)

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Hey guys! So, I’m in New York again! The first time I went for the Met Opera and I got to miss school! Anyway, I think I feel most comfortable with a post every other day. Anyway, I went back to New York for a “family” reunion/uncle’s 40th birthday. It was super fun. My favorite aunt planned a surprise party and it carried out pretty well. I got to see a few cousins who were only 6 or 7, like my brother, but it was fun anyway. I also got to see my baby cousin who’s only 20 months old. He was SO adorable. Most baby’s are always laughing or crying. But this little baby doesn’t do that. You can’t just tickle him to get him to smile, you need to actually put effort into playing with him. But when he DOES smile,

“But when you smile, the whole word stops and stares for a while”

Another Bruno Mars (Just The Way You Are) excerpt. VOCAB WORD! EXCERPT! HIGH FIVE! Bruno Mars isn’t my favorite singer, but when I need an excerpt for a song to go with what I’m saying, it coincidentally becomes his music. Does that make sense? I don’t know.

Anyway, he’s the cutest thing ever! He seems like the thinker kind of baby, and because those are rare, they’re unique and uncliché and yeah. You see what I’m getting at?

Oh and before I forget, einsteinwriter is a phenomenal new writer. He’s a friend of mine and I didn’t ask if this [shoutout] is okay, so, einsteinwriter, is this okay? Anyway, he’s starting off anonymous, so I’m hoping he has better luck than me to reveal his name in style. If you check out his blog which he started just 2 days ago, I’m sure you’ll find time well spent. Check it out! http://www.einsteinwriter.wordpress.com

So back to the baby. He is REALLY quiet (unlike me 😉 ) and the most uncliché baby in baby terms anyway. Unlike most babies, he doesn’t cry all the time and can express what he wants in minimal words, despite only being a year old. He says like “ca” for the car and “ba” for a ball and it’s just SO cute. Now, this must have been boring for some of you, but I can’t show you pictures or videos…

“And make you understand, and make you understand”

Yes!! Finally! A song quote by someone other than Bruno Mars! This time, in case you didn’t know, it’s Really Don’t Care by Demi Lovato.

Anyway, in summation, my baby cousin is unique and adorable.

So let’s do the rest.

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POTD: Prompt of the Day: (I need to hurry. I’m on my way back from NY and my iPad which is the hotspot has 3% left 😦 D: )

If you were an item in the kitchen, who would you be?
It took me 3 prompts to find this one, because the other two were very decisive and hurting to my indecisive brain.

Anyway, item in the kitchen… Hmm. I wouldn’t be a knife, because I’m vegetarian and imagine the meat I’d need to cut! Especially a steak knife… I guess I’d be the crusher. It’d be cool to make smoothies. Smoothies are AWESOME! What item would you be? The oven? Dishwasher? Stove? Microwave? Napkin? Silverware?

JOTD: Joke of the Day:

A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.

“That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor.

“Thanks, but I’ll just pay the $10 and pass on the story.” He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked, the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, all the rats drowned. He returned to the store shortly.

“Ah-ha!” said the proprietor. “You’ve come back for the story, right?”

“Nope,” said the man. “You have any brass lawyers?”

Haha, I thought this was genuinely funny, so yeah. XD

ROTD: Riddle of the Day:

If it’s information you seek, come and see me.
If it’s pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three.

Who am I? A librarian.

  • QOTD: Question of the Day: What is the farthest place you’ve been to away from home?AOTD: Answer of the Day: India or Europe
    What about you guys?

QOTD: Quote of the Day: “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
Albert Einstein

YES!! YES YES YES! I need to tell my mom this quote!

Anyway, that’s it for today! I needed to add something to this, but I’m forgetting. Whatever. Anyway, I hoped you liked the post! See you later! (Hasta Luego) (I think)

NYC (NO SCHOOL!)

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So. Sup? I’m currently typing away I an iPhone, even though it’s not mine. 😂 Anyway, I’m kind of bored, for reasons I WOULD tell you, but my identity would be most probably revealed, and we can’t have that can we? Anyway, I say anyway a lot. Typing on an iPhone for something like a blog post is SERIOUSLY annoying. Anyway, what should I write about? I have no clue. What do you want to read? I noticed some of you guys smiled by reading my post… I’m happy I could make you smile without even meaning to. I feel so sad. 😦 Because I’m so behind in my book… Somehow I just can’t bring myself to write… I guess I’m at a little boring phase in my writing. Any suggestions? I need a new title for this. Anyway, enough about my boring life. Time for… POTD!!! (Prompt of the day)

The earth is experiencing a huge flood. Luckily you have a boat specially designed to survive this flood. Experts believe it is likely that all the animals I the planet will die except for the ones that you bring on the boat. Unfortunately, you only have room for five types of animals. Which 5 kind of animals do you choose to save and why?

First of all, that was a pain to write.

1. First, I would bring dogs, because dogs are man’s best friend, my favorite pet, a good comfort, have many health benefits, etc.

2. I would also bring dolphins, because why not? They’re smart animals, help during a drown, and you can ride them and they’re so beautiful!

3. I would bring penguins, because they’re awesome animals and I’d probably need animals for different terrains.

4. I would bring snakes, since snakes are awesome plus they can be alive in the rainforest as well as the desert. Plus snakes are awesome. Non poisonous ones, anyway.

5. I would probably bring some type of bird like toucans or parakeets because they’re beautiful birds.

So that’s it!! What 5 animals would you bring? I’m running out of battery, so I need to hurry!

QOTD: question of the day
What is your favorite joke? Comment below or email me at xxwriterwomanxx@gmail.com and I might put that for joke of the day!!

QOTD: “Do it for the people who want to see you fail.”
-Nike

JOTD: joke of the day it’s really stupid…

Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!! Hahaha not funny.

ROTD: riddle of the day, it’s easy, but I promise that the next post will be better!!

If an electric train is traveling south, which way does the smoke go?

Haha, no smoke silly, it’s an electric train…. DOI! (The weird word my friends made up for duh)

Email, comment, or direct message me on Instagram with the answers!

And that’s it!! Sorry I didn’t reply to your comments! It’s difficult to do on a phone… And follow me on Instagram! xxwriterwomanxx of course!! Nothing particularly interesting, but I need to go… Bye!!

-Writer Woman

And… Math Maniac and Queen of Quirks and Awesome Alliterationist