The Beginning (It’s actually unnamed, so I had to use a horrible cliche phrase)

Once upon a time…

Haha! Just kidding! I am an anti-cliche person. I hate anything cliche. Uniqueness is the new awesome thing. Cliche = no way.

Plus, why would I post my story on wordpress anyway? Anyone can copy it.

So basically, I’m just another one of those anonymous bloggers. But I guess I’m a little different. Because anti-cliche, remember? Good.

Anyway, I get sidetracked a LOT. Like a LOT! Just like most of my teachers. No offense, if you’re reading this… 😐

So I’m starting this blog because, well, most writers have blogs.

Edit: My book is called (insert book here) Just kidding. If you want to know the title of my book, email me, xxwriterwomanxx@gmail.com and I’ll tell you along with an amateur, per se, cover of it. 

And I write, so… Does it make sense? It’s common sense isn’t it? But you see, common sense isn’t so common anymore. It’s like RARE sense. Because I rarely see people using their common sense. Like isn’t there an officially unofficial rule that when someone’s headphones are in, you don’t talk to them? Isn’t that right? Isn’t it? Yeah I thought so too, until today. It’s COMMON sense people! Wait, never mind. It’s RARE sense people!

So when I said I was a little different than other anonymous bloggers, I meant to say that I’m a teenager. From all the information I have given you in this pretty short blog post, what can you deduce about me?

Email me or comment below and we’ll see who can decipher the most… 😉 Who am I kidding? It’s not like anyone is going to read this.

Ugh. I need to stop being so pessimistic! My mom keeps telling me that, but… It doesn’t work! I am a VERY pessimistic person. Anyway, I have absolutely no idea what I’m going to do with this blog. But, just like my D.O.W.T.I. (figure it out… just kidding. It’s my acronym for diary. Now try to figure it out.), I always like to include one interesting thing in it.

So. Right now I need to do my homework. I have piano soon and I need to practice. It’s so late already! Even though it’s only the first few weeks of school, I feel stressed since I’ve had this ENORMOUS headache for the first few weeks of school. I only get six and a half to seven hours of sleep and I need MUCH more than that. Anyway, for today’s interesting thing… I’m going to… Rack my brain trying to think of something… Well. I have decided. Because jokes can be looked up on the internet, if I told you my amazingly awesome dream, it would be a bit too personal since we’re only in the first blog. So… paradoxes it is!

I have two. 🙂 Thanks to one of my best friends, she gave me one of these. I’d say her name, but, I’m sure she’d like to remain anonymous.

1) Grandfather Paradox…

“A time traveller goes back in time to kill his grandfather.” 

Get it? Not yet? Let me explain…

But, as a result, is grandfather never meets his grandmother, so the time traveller was never born. But if he was never born, he wouldn’t be able to go back in time to kill his grandfather, which means he was alive, but if he was alive, then he would be able to kill his grandfather, but then his grandfather and grandmother would never meet, and so on.

2)

The line below is true.

The line above is false.

Pretty self explanatory, eh? I’d love it if you could shoot me an email, drop a comment, send me some waffles, etc.

Anyway, I seriously NEED to do my homework and practice piano.

Bye!

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~WRITER WOMAN

and…

MATH MANIAC

and…

Queen of Quirks